The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 27, 2024

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    codycab  about 1 month ago

    Man, Hattie is brutal and honest!

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    C  about 1 month ago

    Don’t let the door hit your fanny on your way out

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    cracker65  about 1 month ago

    OUT OUT OUTTTTT.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Hattie is an …. “adorable” precious child – - NOT!!!

    /SHEESH\

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Hattie is going to same school of mother Gargla.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    And here’s Hurricane Helene…tonight was horrible. But happy to see you Hattie. My whole house generator sucks! Power would go for a split second…everything in house would reset, after about 30 times I thought…start my generator…would not produce electricity w/o total outage. I turned off central air because I know it causes havoc on the condensor.

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    xaingo  about 1 month ago

    “My Pop is so tall…” HOW TALL IS HE! (Usual audience response on Johnny Carson or the Match Game.)

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    Justanolddude Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Husky, Short and Husky store. Now waddle on home urchin.

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Not cool Hattie .

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    pat sandy creator about 1 month ago

    conversation over…

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    Just-me  about 1 month ago

    Brutus, you really need to start locking your front door; it’s how Hurricane Hattie and Mother Gargle get in.

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    Strawberry King  about 1 month ago

    Hattie, isn’t there a short and obnoxious store you should be visiting?

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    CorkLock  about 1 month ago

    Spoken like a child – who is short and fat.

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    kucpa Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Buh bye…

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Oh Brutus Brutus Brutus when will you learn to not throw those hanging curveballs to all your antagonists. Note to Hattie: get the address of that store because you’re on your way to becoming a regular customer.

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    Chris  about 1 month ago

    if they have a kids store then I’m sure they have a short and fat store too. ;)

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    ChessPirate  about 1 month ago

    That’s what “Big” means, Hurricane…

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    fuzzbucket Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If the waist is big enough, the sleeves are too long for Brutus.. and for me.

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    Ouch, Hattie.

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    timinwsac Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Christmas is coming up in a few months. I know who’s getting a lump of coal in her stocking.

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    raybarb44  about 1 month ago

    Honesty in advertising isn’t always appreciated by the consumer, especially when itt deals with a person’s physical appearance. However, in the movie “Back to School”, Rodney Dangerfield played a rich, very successful businessman going to college with his son. His business had Big and Fat in the business name as he was a seller of clothes. So maybe it could work, in the comics that is….

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    charliefarmrhere  about 1 month ago

    Here in Pensacola zero effects, but they did use our fairgrounds as a staging area for hundreds of powerline repair trucks, for dispersal today to needed areas in the East.

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    mindjob  about 1 month ago

    It looks like she shops at the Bad Hat store

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    You should know Hattie.

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    Once again Hattie took no time to wear out her welcome, not that she ever was.

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    rhpii  about 1 month ago

    Cuffs Hattie, they are called cuffs.

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    GumbyDammit223  about 1 month ago

    Don’t let the door hit you on the butt when you LEAVE, kid!

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    EMGULS79  about 1 month ago

    Just the other day Loretta Lockhorn was shopping at a place that sold dresses in Tall, Grande, and Venti.

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    stillfickled Premium Member about 1 month ago

    OUCH!!

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    Moonkey Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Since we have so many people here today that know a lot about generators and things, maybe someone can help me with a question. My garage door makes awful noise when it goes up. Today I hit the roller area on both sides with a garage door spray out of silicone that has the words “garage door lubricator” on it. The hardware store guy said to spray at the rollers, and I did. The garage door also has hinges, and he said to leave those alone. It’s still making a horrid noise, and I don’t know what to do. (I sprayed twice.) I have a serious ear issue that I can’t get surgery for until around April, and that noise every time I open and close the garage door (it’s electric) is quite painful to hear, even with an ear plug in. Any suggestions? I went all out today and hit up everything appropriate with WD40, Lock-Ease and the garage door spray. It’s generally quieter here and I still need to make sure the front door lock is less sticky. I guess I am today’s female version of a Born Loser since I wasn’t able to quash the loud, loud screeching noise of my garage door. We had wind today about 30 mph, and I am nowhere near the hurricane. Not even close. It’s too soon to even get the tail end of it. It was too windy for eating outdoors, we found that out. I almost lost the top of my sandwich. (good reflexes)

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    princesshickory Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Yes, Hattie, it’s where you shop, you mean, evil child.

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