The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for September 28, 2024

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    codycab  3 months ago

    On the bright side, grocery shopping is already done!

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    LookingGlass Premium Member 3 months ago

    NEVER have Brutus go grocery shopping on an ….. empty stomach!!!

    ;-)

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    Kiba65  3 months ago

    She is right, if you want to save money, never shop on an empty stomach!!!!

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    cracker65  3 months ago

    I never grocery shop in an empty stomach. I hardly ever go in one anymore. I order it online, then go pick it up, or if I’m feeling really lazy, I have it delivered.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 months ago

    I love shopping every Tuesday after gym. Sometimes I buy stupid stuff but it would be cheap and I would throw it away….I’m young and I’m learning

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago

    The Economy thanks you. And the grocery store owner too.

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    jmworacle  3 months ago

    Smart move by Brutus in getting Gladys to feed him.

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    nosirrom  3 months ago

    Full stomach or no, when I shop I always come back with treats that are not on the list.

    Nobody has complained yet.

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    bookworm0812  3 months ago

    I bet he forgot the eggs, too.

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    exness Premium Member 3 months ago

    I just go in my back yard for eggs.

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    DenO Premium Member 3 months ago

    I can’t recall the last time I purchased four bags of groceries.

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    Strawberry King  3 months ago

    When I go grocery shopping sometimes, I originally plan to get a few items. But eventually, I fill up the cart with a lot more than just a few items lol

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    Just-me  3 months ago

    I understand Brutus, my wife has had the same lament as Gladys.

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    Chris  3 months ago

    and that’s why mom and I eat before we go to the grocery store… :}

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    It’s true not to shop when you’re hungry! But it doesn’t seem to work with me. Hungry or not, I still buy goodies and snacks…what the hec…..you only go around once….☺️☺️☺️

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  3 months ago

    4 bags… $350.00

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    DawnQuinn1  3 months ago

    I never shop for groceries on an empty stomach. I could not afford it..monetarily and weight wise.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Another tip: Always bring water with you.

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    pat sandy creator 3 months ago

    It’s mostly frozenpizzas, pizza rolls, pretzel bites etc…

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    CorkLock  3 months ago

    Brutus will still come back with 4 bags. All snacks. Football season…

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    That’s $200 for me

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    socalvillaguy Premium Member 3 months ago

    Rookie mistake. Always stop off at the donut shop BEFORE you go shopping. After a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed, you’re ready to save money!

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    William Bednar Premium Member 3 months ago

    Won’t work Gladys, If you feed him before sending him to the grocery store, he’ll fall asleep before he even gets to the car.

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    timinwsac Premium Member 3 months ago

    Brutus shouldn’t have eaten that brownie an hour before going shopping.

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    jconnors3954  3 months ago

    Great shopping tip!

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    txspencer  3 months ago

    The golden rule of grocery shopping, never shop on an empty stomach or when you’ve been drinking alcoholic beverages.

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    EMGULS79  3 months ago

    Shop at Costco but don’t put anything into your cart until after you’ve already gone around and tried ALL the free samples.

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    Skeptical Meg  3 months ago

    Feed him what ? Clearly, you were out of everything.

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    Skeptical Meg  3 months ago

    I’m getting stronger as I age. When I was 20, I couldn’t carry $100 worth of groceries. Now I can, no problem.

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 3 months ago

    This is so true. I always buy more at the Grocery store when I’m hungry. It’s even more expensive when I go to Costco but the $1.50 hot dog there is a great deal

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    andersjg Premium Member 3 months ago

    I make my “must buy list”, but always leave room on it for extras.

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    charliefarmrhere  3 months ago

    And he probably forgot to get the eggs, what he was sent for to get.

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    julie.mason1 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Brutus was hungry for food after eating what Gladys cooked.

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    cuzinron47  3 months ago

    Probably won’t have to go shopping for a while. Also he probably got a lot pre-made foods to avoid her cooking.

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    bigplayray  3 months ago

    He’s still hungry Glades. Start Cooking!

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    raybarb44  3 months ago

    Actually, that is pretty good advice for Brutus and actually for most of us. I write a list and pretty much stick to it.However, some of those goodies are very tempting…..

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    MT Wallet   3 months ago

    I’m glad to see he has paper bags.

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    sincavage05  3 months ago

    Never go to Costco on an empty stomach, walking by the smell of chicken and ribs, slow cooking. Try getting a whole roasted chicken for 5.00 anywhere, especially the fast food joints.

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member 3 months ago

    Gladys I think he was hoping you’d tell him he can’t be trusted with the shopping and you’re just going to do it yourself from now on.

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    Moonkey Premium Member 3 months ago

    I learned a long time ago not to shop without eating. I have been known to stop at a restaurant and eat first, if I had forgotten to eat before I left the house.

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    GiantShetlandPony  3 months ago

    It helps to take a list. However, that never stops one from the ‘Oh, that’s on sale?!’ purchases. :)

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    rhpii  3 months ago

    Then it would be Eggs and Pepto.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    i’m usually too stressed at the supermarket to feel hungry – i just get what’s on the list and exit as quickly as possible… ☺

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    namelocdet  3 months ago

    I learned that lesson as a young bachelor the hard way. Go grocery shopping hungry, blow your grocery budget wide open!

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    Puts me in mind of How to Succeed with Women Without Really Trying The book suggested that the newlywed husband (with the young couple on a tight budget, of course) offer to do the grocery shopping. Then he comes come home with a large jar of peanut butter and two dozen red roses for his bride, purchased in a romantic flight of fancy. He’ll eat peanut butter for several weeks, but he knows she’ll never again ask him to do the shopping.

    Of course Brutus has been married for a while, so the opportunity for him to pull that on Gladys passed some time ago.

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