Garfield by Jim Davis for August 21, 2009

1:31 am, why did i check it b4 i went to bed… :o(

With a tongue like that, I bet Odie can French kiss really, really well - mind you it’s probably really, really wet (ugh)!

ahhhh!!!! it’s like my dog. Except he can’t do two things at once. : \

Have you ever smelled wet dog? Enough said.

You might think it a little bizarre, but I rather like the smell of wet dog.

Odie still looks cute :D.

Ha…. it’s just after one-thirty am Pacific time, and I just looked at Odie….just like comic-reader!

THE HORROR!!! laughs

I’m glad I read this in the morning. If I try really hard I can maybe forget this image by the time I go to bed tonight.

Darn! I looked. x.x

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! So scary!

French kiss!!!! Now that is frightening. Dogs lick too many things to even consider a french kiss!

Licking from the dogs’ tongues carry germs EWWWW! And also, I am an allergic to the dogs. Sorry! I don’t have a dog anyway.

So it’s like looking in to a baseball dugout - on fast-forward.

AAAAAAAAHH!

faints

See, no trouble sleeping at all. Just maintain that state of unconsciousness.

I’ll be sure to have a sleeping pill, Garfield, as well as think of something else to not get nightmares of Odie panting and scratching in unison.

Not sure what breed Odie is supposed to be, but the sloppiest, droolingest dog tongues I have ever encountered were St Bernards.

Odie looks like one of those old “water wagglers” you used to play in when you were a kid….

Oh, right, and cats burying their poo in box and then ralphing up a hairball in the middle of the floor, then proceeding to shred your furniture and cover it in hair is any better……

The worst is when said hairball’s been there all night and it’s all cold when you step on it in the dark…….

Cats aren’t all roses either!

-A dog person ; ) (with three wonderful cats)

I have always heared that a dog’s tougue is one of the cleanest things you can find, after all they lick there own wounds.

On the other subject, my sister had a little dog, and some times I would forget and open my mouth to close to hers and get frenched, ugh.

Now dream about that.

Air freshener! give me an air freshener.

Lucy van Pelt said it best (and i won’t bother to repeat)

Garfield knows what you’ve done this summer :p SCARED!

Freaky!

I AM REALLY SCARED!!!

EUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!

great! now i’ll never sleep! thanks a lot jim davis!

shudder

I am up 3:00 am. I CAN’T SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPT-T T-T T-T

I WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN

I just woke up lol

NO U

I have insomnia, so that doesn’t really help.

Odie, you ding-dong idiot!!