Bliss by Harry Bliss for September 30, 2024

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    STEPUP  3 months ago

    Now, let go!!!

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    blunebottle  3 months ago

    My son sent me a photo of his dog once, with no explanation other than the caption: “Jake thought he was being funny.”

    On closer inspection, I noticed there was a ladder on the ground beside him and the photo was taken from a high point looking down.

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    juicebruce  3 months ago

    Always have a spotter when on a ladder ! My brother just fell off of one ;-)

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    He’s hanging on ’til the eave-ning.

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    FassEddie  3 months ago

    What world does he live in? No modern-day gutter will hold your weight!

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    Slowly, he turned...  3 months ago

    Okay, bend your knees and roll with the fall. You won’t live but it makes a nicer corpse.

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    KEA  3 months ago

    no good deed goes unpunished

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    ThreeDogDad Premium Member 3 months ago

    When on a ladder, never step back and admire your work.

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    Holden Awn  3 months ago

    And you are busy pulling that gutter off, Sir. Which will add expense to whatever injury you’ll get in the fall.

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    wildlandwaters  3 months ago

    now we just hafta get dad safely outta the gutter!

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    rroxxanna  3 months ago

    The kid COULD go put the ladder back.

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    Random musings:

    Well, Dad is a cartoon character, and we know how resilient they are. He can let go of the gutter, hit the ground, and be uninjured in the next panel.

    Reminiscent of the kinds of gags they would do on Married with Children, anytime climbing a ladder was in the script. Nobody ever worried about rescuing Al or Bud.

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    willie_mctell  3 months ago

    Hand over hand to the right then swing into the window. If the gutter holds.

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    howesolem Premium Member 3 months ago

    It’s pretty late in the year for there to be baby sparrows.

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    j.l.farmer  3 months ago

    Now he needs to be rescued. Come on, son, put the ladder back up so your dad can come down safely.

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    sincavage05  3 months ago

    famous last words!

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    Bill The Nuke  3 months ago

    My kids found a baby squirrel. The local wildlife people view them as vermin and suggested ways to humanely kill it. We finally found a rescue center about 70 miles away. The lady there chastised me because the kids gave it a bit of water. I told her that it wouldn’t ever be an issue again and that if there was a next time I’d dispatch the little beggar before taking a 140 mile round trip and getting attitude. Luckily I never had to make that choice again.

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    cheap_day_return  3 months ago

    She told him to get his mind out of the gutter. He’s still looking for it.

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