Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 19, 2024

…..and wedding cake.

Just a couple of kids… in the heartland…

Saving face they drank Wild Turkey.

The guests kept the cantaloupes for themselves.

What happened to the new age advice to use bird seed instead of rice because the rice would swell up in the birds’ tummies and the’d blow up?!? Jeff Farnsworthy said he’d pay cash just to see that.

AT Italian weddings, do they throw Rice-a-roni?

Are we supposed to know who Dane and Cheyene are ?

If the bride is pregnant you throw puffed rice…..

They don’t expect the marriage to last long. They threw minute rice.

Who and who?

Because they’ve already sown their wild oats.