The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for September 30, 2024

I don’t relish the prospect. I don’t think I can cut the mustard.

He’s starting out slow, but I think he’ll be able to ketchup.

They’re selling their children?

He doesn’t relish the sacrifice.

Hey, who slathered him with ketchup instead of mustard??

Brought to you by The Mantis Meats Company.

Hot Dog!

She’s just being frank about it!

Aw, quit beefing. Put a pork in it! Your wiener dog also depends on you! He’s an important link in the family.

He’ll just hangout at the cart all day, getting pickled.

Frank may soon be the missing link

He’s…. (insert pun here).

Too early. TOO EARLY!

Frank at least that Man Bun looks good (and tasty) on you.

Frank’s job is to provide food at a dog-park. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there.

Poor Frank, this job is the wurst!

Hot diggety dog!

Frank’s a weiner in my book!

Now he’s in a real pickle!

Ketchup?

They’re just trying to make ends meat.

Ugh, sorry, no, I just can’t…

Costco dog and drink $1.50, best lunch deal in town.

That’s horrible LOL!

GROAN!!!!!

Middle initial N. Last name Furter

Does this solve the mystery as to why there’s usually eight buns for a 10-pack of hotdogs: two are sacrificed to get the word out?

The Furter brothers having an argument.

Hot dog nudists at home.

Wiener wiener, chicken, er hotdog dinner! So what, is he prostituting himself out for $1.00? Frankly, he needs to charge more.

He’s just a gigolo, and everywhere he goes…

Mr. Frank N Farter blindly followed his Financial Advisor’s solemn promises.

Ow!

Oh no, there’s no way he’ll be makin’ bacon. Will it be a wienie roast?

Frank ’n Steinless. No monsters in this comic!

He doesn’t relish the job because he can’t cut the mustard.

Are… are they selling their kids?!?

Little does Frank know, she’s got a bun in the oven.

it’s amazing that she doesn’t mind other gals checking out frank’s buns…

Relish your roll.

And if you don’t want kids, better use condiments

Ridiculously superfluous pedantry: The correct spelling is wiener, not weiner. The term originated in Europe, specifically Vienna, which in German is Wien. The name there for “vienna sausage” is “Wiener Würstchen”.

ketchup on hot dogs !?! Not in Chicago