Sherman's Lagoon by Jim Toomey for October 09, 2024

Aqua Velveeta? Sounds cheesy to me.

I would prefer a sharp white cheddar.

He’s a Muenster.

He buys his cologne from Zippy the Pinhead?

The Good Humor Man has left the building

Hey! I like Aqua Velva! Pick on Brutal, I mean, Brut

You mean ‘Old Spice’ is out of fashion already?

It’s been mentioned before that Fillmore’s cologne is also a turnoff for the lady turtles.

That plan should be a Brie-z …

Forget it, Hawthorne, Fillmore’s not the guy you should rely on to pull this off, he’s much too guileless.

LOL

EVERYTHING in that lagoon is aqua.

English Leather

Uh, what’s a spotless criminal record? Does he mean he doesn’t have one?

Lainie Kazan for Aqua Velveeta.

Fillmore a Shells & Cheese man?

that’s what i use!!

Bad enough i have to smell it, now you want me to eat it?

The turtle wax left too much an untasteful ambience

Fillmore is not right for the job. Send Sherman.

sigh……..