Monty by Jim Meddick for September 30, 2024

It’s okay. It’s only a Fleshy wound.

It’s that that time again.

Some things are better left unsaid (and un-spelled and un-gestured).

He took a phonics course, not spelling

Cats with fur bathe themselves. Cats without fur are just sad to look at.

This is already not going well. For self preservation, it’s best to leave Fleshy bathless. Cats are lone predators and need keep themselves clean and odorless. Prey are less inclined to notice them. They use stealth to hunt.

Dogs don’t need to be odorless because they’re animals that hunt in a pack. Their prey knows they are there, so stealth is not an issue.

He learned it from scratch.

Licking himself was not enough?

I tried to give my overweight street fighting tomcat a bath-all went well, until I picked him up, held him over the tub, and he realized my intention-the cat ran up my naked chest, down my back (shorts only) and ran through the screen door. My mom said I looked like a red-only street map. She was gonna help-once she stopped laughing. Still won’t go near anyone holding a bottle of iodine.

It ain’t Saturday night

Ix-nay on the ath-bay! :)

tell him Fleshy, it’s not like you need shampoo

Seems that DNA arc ended too quick. I was hoping for an octopus, electric eel or maybe grizzlie bear? Oh well.

Is it grizzlie or grisly? Maybe I should have said “Brown Bear”?

Cats don’t normally need a bath. Of course Fleshy is weird, so who knows.

Fleshy is really fast.