Reality Check by Dave Whamond for October 27, 2024

A leg up it seems

The Zombie Diet is all the rage!

2 bones in the lower leg, Zombie.

See! You just shouldn’t eat so much brain!

A leg weighs between 7-15 Kg (16-35lb ish). I became aware of this fact when my daughter googled it in hospital while visiting after I had my leg amputated (ATK) Lol.. so I’d have gone for at least 10lb loss!

HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!

But he is a foot shorter.

Do not try this at home. This is not a healthy way to lose weight.

A-leg-idly.

Well, I guess that’s one way to do it, although it seems a bit drastic.

A zombie diet.

I did not notice a difference when the vet took out my gall bladder.

At least he’s got one left.

How much is that in the creeping-in metrics … say, in billions of picograms?

But it’snot

I had a roommate who trained twice a week with an Olympic track coach. She came in one day and told me she had to lose ten pounds. I told her that was ridiculous because she was fit and attractive. She continued to fret about it until I told her I had a solution.

“Cut off you arm.”

I think that brought her back to reality. At least, she didn’t talk to me about it again.

HA!

OHHH

SNAP …!

( ye olde snapoooh )

Made me laugh, Dave!

Just don’t lose the middle one or you’ll be peeing out your ear,

Zombie on a scale huh , still doing the monster mash I guess ???