A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park.
One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes.
Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds from there. After a while they came back out, giggling.
The wizard told them, “You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go.”
The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered “Fine, but this time you hold the pigeon and I will sh!t on it!”
Hey, Australia! America calling. Can we trade our stinkbugs for your blue peacocks? Also, have a large pile of aluminum on the ground in NYC left by a 16 ft high pigeon.
One of the acts at Disney’s Adventurer’s Club at Pleasure Island (land now occupied by part of Disney Springs) involved the sound of 1000 1-pound pigeons forming a Script Ohio on the roof, followed by one 1000-pound pigeon dotting the i.
Pickled Pete 3 months ago
A statue of a man and a statue of a woman stood looking at each other for hundreds of years out in a park.
One day a wizard, feeling sorry for the statues, brought them to life for 30 minutes.
Right away, the two of them ran into some nearby bushes and you could hear all kinds of strange sounds from there. After a while they came back out, giggling.
The wizard told them, “You have another 15 minutes left, if you want to have another go.”
The statues looked at each other and the male statue answered “Fine, but this time you hold the pigeon and I will sh!t on it!”
jonnytest 3 months ago
Ugh! A giant sky-rat! Oh, the horror, the horror…
Huckleberry Hiroshima 3 months ago
I’m sure the people of New York City are very enamored with dear Ivàn for supplying them with another pigeon.
kaycstamper 3 months ago
That’s just weird.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 3 months ago
In Cleveland there’s a statue of a giant Typewriter Eraser, for those who still remember what that is.
cactusbob333 3 months ago
Hey, Australia! America calling. Can we trade our stinkbugs for your blue peacocks? Also, have a large pile of aluminum on the ground in NYC left by a 16 ft high pigeon.
oish 3 months ago
Oddly appropriate to be so near the Statue of Liberty
gcarlson 3 months ago
One of the acts at Disney’s Adventurer’s Club at Pleasure Island (land now occupied by part of Disney Springs) involved the sound of 1000 1-pound pigeons forming a Script Ohio on the roof, followed by one 1000-pound pigeon dotting the i.