Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for September 24, 2024

I heard about someone who was determined to repaint the back ends of all the boats in the harbor. He left no stern untoned.

And there was also a kid who threw rocks at all the birds there. He left no tern unstoned.

This is the case unless you’re in a submarine. You don’t always want to float if that’s the case.;D

Take a bow!!

I guess it’s meant to be, aft-er all.

“But, I still like the cut of your jib.”

Hoist him from the yardarm … lash him to the keel.There be no disagreement on this vessel! Arrrgh!

oar not.

All the puns I was going to make have already been used. I guess I’m sunk.

Aaaarruuugh

I’m surprised that he didn’t get locked up in the “brig”!