Rubes by Leigh Rubin for September 29, 2024

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    markkahler52  about 1 month ago

    If he forgets why he has them on!

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    One of my neighbours has a little dog that yaps incessantly. I love animals, but I’d cheerfully strangle it when it starts at 6AM!

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    uniquename  about 1 month ago

    The problem is that noise cancellation won’t work on their yapping. It has to be a continuous noise.

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    jpozenel  about 1 month ago

    I have a number of “white noise” machines.

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    wildlandwaters  about 1 month ago

    I can think of a real simple solution to a yapping dog… (I don’t think the owner would be too happy about it, tho!)

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    Kirk Barnes Premium Member about 1 month ago

    One of our distant neighbors had a dog we nicknamed “Metronome”. You could keep time to him. ALL NIGHT LONG! There were a couple of times I considered getting one of those Stop Barking collars and leaving it on the owner’s porch. I bought a white noise machine, instead.

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