That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for September 23, 2024

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    Solstice*1947  about 2 months ago

    /// Model Chester eats just what he pleases.

    He will swill beer and gorge on rich cheeses.

    Every well-defined ab

    is now covered by flab,

    so he lost his job posing as Jesus.

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    rmremail  about 2 months ago

    Oh, god! where is the eye bleach?!?

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Hey ladies, he not taken!

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    ronaldspence  about 2 months ago

    it’s that dream again, I am naked at the DMV!

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    Csaw Backnforth  about 2 months ago

    I’ve been sitting in this sauna for hours and I’m still not losing any flab.

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    Jayalexander  about 2 months ago

    Who put the lid down? And there’s no TP!.

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    thebashfulone  about 2 months ago

    Another example of the “strategic placement of thighs” school of art.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 2 months ago

    We have here a picture of Fritz:/

    You don’t want to sit where Fritz sits/

    Since he doesn’t wear pants/

    there’s an excellent chance/

    You’d be sitting in Fritz’s shvitz.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 2 months ago

    “Ow! Splinter!”

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    jdculhane46  about 2 months ago

    The new tax brackets seem a bit high

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Okay doc, can I get dressed now?

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    wincoach Premium Member about 2 months ago

    John watches her walk away in astonishment. “What did she mean I’m a little short?! I’m 7 feet tall.”

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    DATo  about 2 months ago

    Now let’s see, I went to the pharmacy, then I met Bob for lunch, and after that I stopped by the library on my way home, checked the mail in the mailbox ………. dang if I can remember where I left my clothes.

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    aerotica69  about 2 months ago

    The instructor for the life sketching class quietly asked Josiah to do some sit-ups and crunches before the next class.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 2 months ago

    As diligent has he has been/

    It seems that he simply can’t win:/

    the stabs he has taken/

    have failed to awaken/

    the slumbering splendor within…
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    jeover48  about 2 months ago

    Made me laugh! Thank you!

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    ragsarooni  about 2 months ago

    Looks like a little bit of a paunch there,Ronnie boy….musta sat out a few of them gym classes….

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    fritzoid Premium Member about 2 months ago

    How They Finally Killed Rasputin

    They stripped him naked in the girls’ locker room, and he died from embarrassment.

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    Linguist  about 2 months ago

    Chet’s predilection for eating Liederkranz cheese, onions, and pickled eggs before posing for the life studies classes, caused the number of artists to rapidly dwindle to one – Mr. Etty, who had a really bad head cold!

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    Holden Awn  about 2 months ago

    Ajax sat and seriously mulled over identifying as female and joining the womens’ swim team.

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    Calvins Brother  about 2 months ago

    “Jeez, my a** is cold from sitting on this stone!”

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    Jennifer Falk  about 2 months ago

    next time i get my jury notification i know how I’m going to ‘dress’

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    mabrndt Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Study of a bearded male nude

    Paste (including the quote marks) 

    "Category:Undated paintings" Wikimedia 

    (syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Ecosia, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string STUDY, and click its link for info and links that point to more info about this roughly jumbo envelope size, oil on canvas (the WC file arrived at used to say oil on board) painting. 

    Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3379 (September 21, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I have added a comment there pointing to info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, 2 works by him have been used here, the May 2, 2017, strip being the prior.

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    “Yes, son, this is what you’re going to look like in 30 years.”

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    PoodleGroomer  about 2 months ago

    Testing the stone bidet.

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    d1234dick Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Jacob’s site on gay page didn’t do him any better for a date than the straight page.

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    epaphus8  about 2 months ago

    Halfway through the photo shoot, Ron began to realize that being the centerfold model for Sedentary Lifestyles magazine required a lot more work than he expected.

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    Running Buffalo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Why, thank you. I got them at the Emperor’s clothing store.

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    Call me Ishmael  about 2 months ago

    For Tuesday:

    von Calzada is probably Spanish/

    And the Spanish ain’t easy to banish:/

    Among krauts though, his Spanish/

    May suddenly vanish/

    For the Krauts are surprisingly clannish.

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