Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 01, 2024

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    stuart_olson  about 2 months ago

    Insomniacs.

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I thought they used Early Worm Alarm Services.

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    Jeff0811  about 2 months ago

    Just set the alarm to “Rooster crowing”, and eliminate the middleman, er, hen.

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    Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    That’s alarming.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    Clock-a-doodle-do.

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    sarah413 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    There is a family that lives a couple of houses away from me and they have a chicken coop. The resident rooster is constantly crowing, no matter the time of day. I don’t know if he’s confused, or if he’s letting everyone know that he just mated with one of the chickens.

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    AZCoyote  about 2 months ago

    By light.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago

    If they keep doing that, they’ll chicken out.

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    poppacapsmokeblower  about 2 months ago

    If I find my dog’s alarm clock I’ll move the time back an hour, or if I can’t do that I’ll bust the thing.

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    j.l.farmer  about 2 months ago

    Is that huge alarm clock behind you a clue? The mystery is solved, thank you!!!

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    cuzinron47  about 2 months ago

    Can you adjust the wake up for a little later, about 3 hours later.

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    paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Put me in mind of my wife’s late uncle. Many years ago we were watching an old movie clip featuring Irving Berlin’s Oh, How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning, one of his favorite songs. He asked me, if it’s the job of the bugler to wake the other soldiers, who would wake the bugler? I was somewhat clueless about military matters, and didn’t know the answer. “The sentry,” Uncle Phil informed me.

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    Nobody_Important  about 2 months ago

    Anymore my cats wake me as they want breakfast and to their annoyance I go outside first and feed the chickens and open the coop door. Sometimes, they (the chickens) give me this stunned look like “Is it that time already?”

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