There is a family that lives a couple of houses away from me and they have a chicken coop. The resident rooster is constantly crowing, no matter the time of day. I don’t know if he’s confused, or if he’s letting everyone know that he just mated with one of the chickens.
Put me in mind of my wife’s late uncle. Many years ago we were watching an old movie clip featuring Irving Berlin’s Oh, How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning, one of his favorite songs. He asked me, if it’s the job of the bugler to wake the other soldiers, who would wake the bugler? I was somewhat clueless about military matters, and didn’t know the answer. “The sentry,” Uncle Phil informed me.
Anymore my cats wake me as they want breakfast and to their annoyance I go outside first and feed the chickens and open the coop door. Sometimes, they (the chickens) give me this stunned look like “Is it that time already?”
stuart_olson about 2 months ago
Insomniacs.
The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago
I thought they used Early Worm Alarm Services.
Jeff0811 about 2 months ago
Just set the alarm to “Rooster crowing”, and eliminate the middleman, er, hen.
Jeffin Premium Member about 2 months ago
That’s alarming.
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
Clock-a-doodle-do.
sarah413 Premium Member about 2 months ago
There is a family that lives a couple of houses away from me and they have a chicken coop. The resident rooster is constantly crowing, no matter the time of day. I don’t know if he’s confused, or if he’s letting everyone know that he just mated with one of the chickens.
AZCoyote about 2 months ago
By light.
Steverino Premium Member about 2 months ago
If they keep doing that, they’ll chicken out.
poppacapsmokeblower about 2 months ago
If I find my dog’s alarm clock I’ll move the time back an hour, or if I can’t do that I’ll bust the thing.
j.l.farmer about 2 months ago
Is that huge alarm clock behind you a clue? The mystery is solved, thank you!!!
cuzinron47 about 2 months ago
Can you adjust the wake up for a little later, about 3 hours later.
paullp Premium Member about 2 months ago
Put me in mind of my wife’s late uncle. Many years ago we were watching an old movie clip featuring Irving Berlin’s Oh, How I Hate to Get Up in the Morning, one of his favorite songs. He asked me, if it’s the job of the bugler to wake the other soldiers, who would wake the bugler? I was somewhat clueless about military matters, and didn’t know the answer. “The sentry,” Uncle Phil informed me.
Nobody_Important about 2 months ago
Anymore my cats wake me as they want breakfast and to their annoyance I go outside first and feed the chickens and open the coop door. Sometimes, they (the chickens) give me this stunned look like “Is it that time already?”