Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for September 30, 2024

Quit treating her like a child, Gaylord—or YOU’LL get the evil eye, too! BTW, no “child”, of whatever age, wants to be told a food he/she hates is “good for you”.

(What’s in) a salad is food for (real) food.

She’s got both the zap and an evil eye…. that’s quite an arsenal!

She has Superman’s Heat Vision.

Broomie gave her salad the Malocchio, as we Italians call it.

That was just a Whammy. A Double Whammy would have burned the bowl.

Isn’t wilted lettuce a delicacy?

Broomie’s got a brown eye but no one dares to see that!

Just because you can doesn’t mean you should!

She eats what eats salad.

I’ve been making wilted spinach dishes. Eating raw spinach isn’t that good for getting vitamins A and E as well as iron. Wilting the spinach breaks down the cell walls and also allows the oxalic acid to wash away.

sheesh, if she didn’t want it i’d’ve eaten it… ☺

Everything but the lettuce taste good. So what is the veggie they use most? And wonder why people don’t like salads?

Broomie is 1500 years old (probably more since that statistic first came out) so she doesn’t have to eat that salad!