The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 05, 2024

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    codycab  about 1 month ago

    It’s a tough job but someone has to do it.

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    C  about 1 month ago

    She has an HOA type disposition

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    AllishaDawn  about 1 month ago

    Remember the old saying, Gladys: If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself.

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    oldpine52  about 1 month ago

    Perhaps she could take some time amid her busy schedule of shopping and eating chocolates and do it herself.

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    LookingGlass Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Just have Mother Gargoyle swoop on her …… broom!!!! Problem solved!!!

    /SHMIRK\

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Wilberforce will do it for few $.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If her name is on the deed, she is part of the HOA. That makes her a responsible party too. Wear some sunscreen. It looks like she’d burn quick.

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    nosirrom  about 1 month ago

    SWMBO – Hey Chip, is Gladys’ middle name Ayesha?

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    FGWaiss  about 1 month ago

    So why doesn’t she do it? She doesn’t work outside the home and is apparently physically able.

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    s_krumpe  about 1 month ago

    Better do it Brutus, happy wife, happy life

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    pat sandy creator about 1 month ago

    start mowin’, Brutus…

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    [Traveler] Premium Member about 1 month ago

    On the bright side, only a few more times left in the season.

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    CorkLock  about 1 month ago

    No cutty grass no eatty supper. HOA notty.

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    Just-me  about 1 month ago

    Best not argue Brutus, domestic tranquility is a wonderful thing.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member about 1 month ago

    DUCK and COVER

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    General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Yikes !

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    Chris  about 1 month ago

    she’s your boss when you get home too. :j

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    dbrucepm  about 1 month ago

    she’s president of the Neighborhood Appearance Group, NAG

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    ladykat  about 1 month ago

    That’s telling him, Gladys!

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    raybarb44  about 1 month ago

    Mowers in the garage girl. AND your wish is my command but after the end of the first half of the game. Hopefully it will rain ….

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member about 1 month ago

    As a real estate lawyer for 40 years I saw my share of overbearing home and condo owners associations (hence my telling my wife we will never own a condo). I’m sure there are good ones but we lawyers see the bad ones with officious and meddling boards, bordering on plain evil. Think of groups of Mother Gargoyles (what would that collective be called – a Gargle of Gargoyles maybe?) Gladys being her own condo association is particularly hellish but not as bad as if Mom joins in.

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    andersjg Premium Member about 1 month ago

    In-house HOA…..

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I hate to ask what the homeowner dues are going to be

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    cuzinron47  about 1 month ago

    Just another way of saying designate nagger.

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    Strawberry King  about 1 month ago

    She just went from wife to boss.

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    C wolfe  about 1 month ago

    I wonder what the monthly fee is going to be.

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    Gandalf  about 1 month ago

    Buy her a push mower, and let her mow the lawn. She could use the exercise.

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    xaingo  about 1 month ago

    Hey Wilberforce!

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I mean, she owns the home, so…

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member about 1 month ago

    This may be the first time EVER that I don’t feel sorry for Brutus! I mean, Gladys could also mow the lawn, but historically it has always been the husband’s job until the kid got old enough. *I am really, really old. Also, for the record, I mowed my own lawn until I became unable to do so. See asterisk above.

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    sincavage05  about 1 month ago

    I think I’d prefer the regular HOA.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 1 month ago

    Time to get the mower started, Brutus.

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    rhpii  about 1 month ago

    The covenants say no mowing during nap time.

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    heathcliff2  about 1 month ago

    Buy a miniature goat.

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