Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for October 07, 2024

“I’m Spud.”

I guess we are back to plain old Spud.Wallace to Seagull while holding a skull:“Alas, poor Spud! I knew him, Seagull: a fellowof infinite guile, of most excellent spite: I hath borne him on my back a thousand times; and now, howabhorred in my imagination it is!” With humble apologies to The Bard.

At first I thought, why didn’t Amelia think of that? The I remembered, it’s not Amelia’s style to make other kids feel good abut themselves.

The Spud.

Shouldn’t they be charging 5 cents? (shoutout to Lucy)

“Brows” (too late..) Wait till he gets up to “Prophead”

“Laser Force” is the best one, obviously

Ironically there’s no “cool nickname” for Will Henry today!

Hey! I want Bazooka!

I thought that was bubble gum??

DO NOT let Amelia anywhere near that stand, Wallace!!

I think the next kid in line should be called Quicksilver.

when I worked I called people by nicknames in the office, some people didn’t like it but it amused me

Top Gun, Lemon Drop, The Overseer, Beanie Boy, Bulls eye & Cubby. In that order.

“Two Guys and a Gull Branding , LLC.”

You don’t want to be there on “cruel nicknames” day.

Spud is thinking of upgrade to ‘Chili Cheese Spud’ for rap name.

Is Spud a nickname?

Just -— LOVE IT!!!!! Hi, I’m Diamond Dave!

Cue the Nate Wright VS Wallace McCellan ultimate nickname battle!!!

Reminds me of Animal House where John Belushi gives out pledge pins and nicknames.

the making of a career being a copywriter!

How much?

I could use a cool nickname!!

Wallace is certainly a busy child.

Spud could have been Captain Browbeater!!

i got the best nickname from my youth in RI…Thomas F. O’Connell is still know as Oakie there

I love the academic look on Wallace’s face like he is giving each nickname serious thought.

I want one!

One of my all time favorites!