Driving the point home
and you’re earing a frog costume
And there are no witnesses.
And as a parting gift: here’s a blindfold for you.
She wants to keep all her options open.
Standing in front of the truck in the road!!!
Ouch! Her comment hurts worse than being hit by a semi!
She’s the one handing out razor blade apples at Halloween.
STOP! in the name of love.
You’ll break his heart, and many other organs.
Hmm, I guess she really does want to end it… ☺
Funny to think what that huge honker of his would look like flattened out and with tread marks.
Tough Love. burp. :)
To ditch her blind date.
Thanks for the warning, I’ll be looking out for you.
So what, no kiss? No invite in for a nightcap?
If they married, it’d turn into a War of the Roses thing. One trying to kill the other.
Delete her number
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C 3 months ago
Driving the point home
j_m_kuehl 3 months ago
and you’re earing a frog costume
GROG Premium Member 3 months ago
And there are no witnesses.
Imagine 3 months ago
And as a parting gift: here’s a blindfold for you.
The Duke 3 months ago
She wants to keep all her options open.
Knightman Premium Member 3 months ago
Standing in front of the truck in the road!!!
HarryLime 3 months ago
Ouch! Her comment hurts worse than being hit by a semi!
Zen-of-Zinfandel 3 months ago
She’s the one handing out razor blade apples at Halloween.
Doug Taylor Premium Member 3 months ago
STOP! in the name of love.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 3 months ago
You’ll break his heart, and many other organs.
ChessPirate 3 months ago
Hmm, I guess she really does want to end it… ☺
cactusbob333 3 months ago
Funny to think what that huge honker of his would look like flattened out and with tread marks.
Impkins Premium Member 3 months ago
Tough Love. burp. :)
Sun 3 months ago
To ditch her blind date.
cuzinron47 3 months ago
Thanks for the warning, I’ll be looking out for you.
sincavage05 3 months ago
So what, no kiss? No invite in for a nightcap?
Strawberry King 3 months ago
If they married, it’d turn into a War of the Roses thing. One trying to kill the other.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 3 months ago
Delete her number