Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for October 08, 2024

“I mean, we’ll have to deal with the werewolf, but not right this second.”

Rips kryptonite

Fatting them up before he eats them.

I wonder whether he also owns a mansion and a yacht.

Careful Rip. Maybe he wanna makes you a pancake and eats it.

As if Rip would say “no”!

the maple syrup will be sedated !

Finally! Make it a tall stack, I’m hungry!!

Ain’t this how they got Samson?

“Maple syrup factory”? That sounds like fake maple syrup. Real maple syrup comes from a “sugarbush” or maple sugar farm. I wonder whether Mr. Thompson was doing that intentionally to indicate deceit on McGee’s part.

Technically, Rip is not “waffling”.

KA-FUNNY HALLOWEEN TROPE!

Man, Timber really knows Rip.

ka-syrup

KA-ffective bribe.

Does Cobra yet know about Tank and the Fountain of Youth?

Maple syrup and boysenberries…? C’mon! Cut the guy some slack, here!

If this isn’t a trap, I’ll eat my monitor.

Well they do say every man has his price…