in this day and age i don’t think i would do that… the front door might wind up being crashed through by manic police who shoot before asking any questions or even looking to see what is inside the house.
I still have a landline (in addition to my smartphone), but the only calls I get on it are people with unidentifiable accents wanting to sign me up for Medicare.
When I bought my first answering machine in the late-1980s, not only did it put an end to me taking messages, it also put an end to me answering phones.
And when my housemates were not thrilled that I was answering phones and screening calls, the answering machine also put an end to me having housemates, too, and made my life very peaceful.
dadthedawg Premium Member about 2 months ago
There’s a plot for a movie in there somewhere…..
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 2 months ago
Taking messages for your dad builds character.
codycab about 2 months ago
Wherever Calvin is, there just has to be a crime scene.
Spacehog about 2 months ago
Ambulance and police would be coming to Calvin’s house if the person that called know their address
C about 2 months ago
Just a shot in the dark, but it gives you shooting pains?
snsurone76 about 2 months ago
Now, maybe Mom and Dad will splurge on call-waiting. BTW, if this strip was ever rebooted, would they still have a land line??
Jayalexander about 2 months ago
I.d like to do that to sales calls but they are all robo, no one to mess with.
orinoco womble about 2 months ago
Today, the caller would send the police around.
Gent about 2 months ago
Ah them good ol days without steenky smartyphones was such fun.
lalapalooza Premium Member about 2 months ago
in this day and age i don’t think i would do that… the front door might wind up being crashed through by manic police who shoot before asking any questions or even looking to see what is inside the house.
BigDaveGlass about 2 months ago
In the days before caller I.D. as well. The answering machine was great too. My outgoing message was a barber quartet singing something like….
“We are sorry we are not in.
I’m afraid you are out of luck.
Please leave a message.
If not you can take a flying. Beep!"
Ivanchu about 2 months ago
Good trick Calvin
SquidGamerGal about 2 months ago
Nice job, Calvin! I really hope you have a good explanation for your parents when the SWAT team bust down the door!
gantech about 2 months ago
I still have a landline (in addition to my smartphone), but the only calls I get on it are people with unidentifiable accents wanting to sign me up for Medicare.
John Jorgensen about 2 months ago
Seems reasonable.
baskate_2000 about 2 months ago
You just enjoy making trouble for everyone else around you.
gantech about 2 months ago
He’ll have even more fun explaining this one than he did with the last fiasco involving Roselyn.
sandpiper about 2 months ago
When the guy finally connects with Dad, this will come back to haunt Cal.
FredBurr about 2 months ago
We have a landline, and it came in handy with the recent cellular outage that affected most of the country (and our long/frequent power outages).
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
……..good medicine for the telemarketers!!!!
ThatOneKid about 2 months ago
Calvin is the smartest, most creative and most imaginative little kid that I know.
Just-me about 2 months ago
That stunt just made the caller’s day a bit more surreal and likely prompted a police response.
j.l.farmer about 2 months ago
EMS should be at your door shortly!
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
Not funny. Today you could have the scared caller sending you a SWAT team in response.
sobrown51 about 1 month ago
He could have just said, “I’m not his secretary. Please call back later.”
californicated1 about 1 month ago
When I bought my first answering machine in the late-1980s, not only did it put an end to me taking messages, it also put an end to me answering phones.
And when my housemates were not thrilled that I was answering phones and screening calls, the answering machine also put an end to me having housemates, too, and made my life very peaceful.
wiley207 about 1 month ago
I always thought it was creative and funny how Calvin popped a balloon to try and simulate a gunshot.
Smeagol about 1 month ago
I had a landline through the cable company, the downside was if the cable was out, no phone, no electricity no phone. Stupid.
mindjob about 1 month ago
Now the cops will have to come
User18942 about 1 month ago
HowW am I supposed to know that it is always in black and whtie on weeldays and coloyred on SUNDAYU like thus makes ZERO WSENSE JELL
g04922 about 1 month ago
Calvin is a very neurotic and passive aggressive kid.
rgcviper about 1 month ago
Calvin, you little stinker, taking this “message”.
Made me chuckle.