The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 12, 2024

Taco Bell’s Fire Sauce is good… as far as packaged fast food hot sauces go.

Next try the Fire Sauce!

Must be Saturday.

No. Fire bad! Can’t eat jalapenos.

The Doc and Frankie having a “Crunch” rap.

Taco Bell has an even hotter sauce, called “Diablo”. If I’m remembering correctly.

Me like how he talk.

“You think you like it now. But I’ll ask you again later, when that sauce is leaving Uranus.”

Regular black pepper burns my mouth.

Fire is good. Until it burns the house down.

The last time I had TB, it cleaned me out good, and quickly.

Try something different Frank, you habanero view of the world.

Igor get spare butt just in case.

There are some exceptions.

Most of those hot sauces, I get no sensation of taste at all, just HOT

Nice to see they updated his stitches to staples and not those girly butterfly bandages.

That will give him a charge.

Still doesn’t want espresso.

He won’t feel the same tomorrow when he experiences the ring of fire in the bathroom. I know I am in the minority, but I don’t get why people like Taco Bell so much. To me the food is terrible and the quality is poor. When I crave Mexican, I go to a Mexican restaurant or a taco truck. I think even the East Coast and Midwest have good Mexican food these days so I don’t see the point of putting that other crap in your body.

…’cause when we kiss, Oooo Fire!

Frank likes Frank’s Red Hot Sauce, now he’ll put that sh!t on everything

plus, the hot sauce will warm him up if he’s feeling chili…

The monster looks so happy I had to give this a like.

The Monster is right. “FIRE gooood.”

I got gas today for $1.99. Unfortunately, it was at Taco Bell.