The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 12, 2024

The biggest bogey ever.

Led Thornapple.

Boooo.

That joke went over like a lead zeppelin.

It would seem golfer jokes are even worse than Dad jokes.

Know nuttin about golf

You’d think Rancid would like to give Brutus a stroke.

Losing to the Boss. Bad golfer, but smart employee!

Shoot 6 holler 4 and write down 5

I used to work for a guy, first name of Evan. When I went to see him it put me in mind of a different classic rock song, “Knock-knock-knockin’ on Evan’s Door.”

Can’t you read the sign? No Stairway to Heaven!

he’s got lots of boogies that early in the game. :}

I didn’t take him for a Zep fan…

A person can go bowling and bowl a perfect game of 300. NOBODY has ever finished a golf course with a perfect score of 18!

Good taste in rock bands.

Excellent pun Veeblefester, excellent pun! Now I have to listen to that song. I"m in the mood for a little Zeppelin anyway.

“You made a twelve?! How in heaven’s name did you make a twelve?”

“I snaked in a thirty foot putt.”

Brutus, let the Black Dog Ramble On. How Many More Times will that Heartbreaker Give No Quarter and cause a Communication Breakdown? You’re Dazed and Confused and should be Over the Hills and Far Away. When you’re Ten Years Gone, you can reflect on What Is and What Should Never Be…

Thank You. ☺

If you scored golf like football, Brutus would be the greatest golfer ever. Alas, that is not the case but at this rate, he will be setting a record that no other golfer could ever attain nor strive for of course……

Now that’s a great one Rancid (actually Chip). Nice setup – had me wondering what the gag would be! At this rate he will shoot someone’s age – Methusaleh’s!

And I thought Snoopy’s Dad joke was bad today. This one easily tops Snoopy’s Dad joke as the daily stinker.

a mondegreen I believe

“There’s a golfer who’s sure that his partner is bad, and he’s making a snarky prediction…”

Veeblefester, the stingy boss who delights in ridiculing his employees — especially our hero, Brutus — enjoys induulging in wordplay?? So there’s now something I actually like about the man?

Brutus must be improving his golf game.

wow. brutus plays my kind of golf… ☺

It’s amazing how many people consider golf to be a “stupid game,” when they don’t understand it. It’s actually the total opposite of almost any other sport, whereas you have to score the lowest to win, not the highest. In a game where a very slight turn of the hand, lifting your head on the swing, and so many other things can change the trajectory of the ball, it takes an inordinate amount of patience to learn it so it isn’t extremely frustrating.

So, that would be…I’m guessing here…a sextuple bogey, maybe more than that depending on what par was for that particular hole.