Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 09, 2024

A naked streaking green light. Ethel was incensed…

CAN the brothers be awakened? One might assume so, but we still have incomplete data!

Yep, it’s got Burt. We’re doomed

Okay, why were the brothers asleep but not Mad Magazine and Drumstick? If they were already asleep, they stayed asleep? If they were awake they were in a trance if an adult, or not affected if a kid?

They messed with Star Trek night? They are in so much trouble now! It’s time we beamed those trillion Tribbles on board THEIR ship! Those walking hairballs will sort them out.

It’s as we feared! Burt and Junk are so doomed!!!!! :(

IT GOT BURT?? HOW DARE IT? Free the Burt one! (They can keep Elvis for now…)

And, lo, it was rad!

(Glad to see Burt in one piece…. mostly)

Blue screened.

Now I want to spend Star Trek Night with Burt and the raccoons without the green light.

At least they don’t seem inclined to clean the carpet . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . yet.

Love the box of discarded CN microphones that they’re getting their equipment out of. Scavenger power!

Is the green light something emitted by the giant UFR? (unidentified flying roomba) or is it a separate phenomena?

Spookier and spookier.

They is gots Burt too. Of course ya knows this means war.

Three days. If you haven’t started preparing now, you will have to hurry..

OH MY!! Burt & Junk have been… Ellipsed!!! (Dun – Dun Duuuuuuuuuuuh)

Goodness, Burt. What BIG eyes you have.

I’ve said it so many times before but I have to say it again … I am always amazed at how Georgia can express so much with so little – Burt’s and Junk’s pupil-less eyes, the slight tilt to their heads, the subtle position of the bodies. The ellipses make it eerie!

Thanks to Wally World prime deals, I broke down yesterday, I bought our own “Tortimer” for $70 off the regular price. It supposedly arrives today. Can’t wait to see how Roy and Poodle react to it.

So who’s running the AV? Not Burt, but everyone is using a microphone as if on screen. And feed from multiple screens. Automatic or voice activated tech? Any ideas?

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile (Encore Presentation)

Enter Queen Catshepsut the Golden

The Queen: What is the meaning of this? How dare you menace my staff, not to mention my friends!

Head Elf: Your Majesty, I am the son of the late king of my kindred. It is no idle boast to state that I am regarded as the mightiest of my people. My very name means Spirit of Fire.

The Queen: I have heard of you. I believe in your language you are called Fëanor, or more formally Fe-Anaro, and you have devised works of exceeding beauty.

Fe-Anaro: That is true, Your Majesty. These jewels you see before you are the greatest of my life’s work. They were stolen by the Evil One, who also sent my father to cross what your people call the Rainbow Bridge.

The Queen: My court and I share your grief. But why do you fight with my friends?

Son #1 (Maed-Ros): We have sworn an oath with our father to stop at nothing to take back our jewels. But I never have been attacked by an angry sunflower before.

Son #2 (Mag-lor): Nor have I ever been mauled by a multicolored kitten or pounded by a polydactyl paw!

Beatrixia: You do know there are other ways to regain your jewels than fighting.

Fe-Anaro: And what, pray tell, do you suggest?

Bea: Have you considered asking for them back?

As soon as the ice cream is gone, these Aliens are in for a severe karate chop.

Burt and Junk look a lot like me when I get hyperfixated on something, like that crossword puzzle game I downloaded on my phone last week.

Oh no, Burt and Junk have fallen victim to the mystery menace. And on Star Trek night!

chants Lower Decks! Lower Decks! Lower Decks!

guys because the ufos look like roombas what if the cats are getting controlled to help clean everything

I don’t recall seeing Junk before, but I do love Drumstick’s indignant pose. How very dare anyone fall asleep during Star Trek!

… !!!

You must remember this:

Eerie light cannot be dissed

A weird sign is in the sky

Detrimental things horrify

As time goes by

What will you kiddies do

We know it’s up to you

On that we can rely

No matter what the future brings

As time goes by

/Herman Hupfeld

OT: Canadian Thanksgiving

Space:

The final frontier.

These are the voyages of the starship Big Pink House on the Hill.

Its 5-year mission:

To explore strange new worlds,

To seek out new life and new civilizations,

To boldly go where no cat has gone before.

Of course Junk is a Trek fan. No surprise there.

OT

O.T. EASY CHOCOLATE SAUCE

If they can wake up Burt, they have a much better chance of defeating those sneaky alien vacuums.

No…cleaning…instructions…this…morning. Need…input.

OT:Sink

The green light must be what’s causing the adults to remain asleep or act weird. Not that there’s anything wrong with being weird.

OT: Florida

If Burt is mind controlled, who is using the camaras?

Are the aliens related to Tortimer?

OK, I’m slavering to find out the source of the green light and the reason behind its powers of mind control. I have some meta knowledge but I want the reveal in the BCN universe.

OT: Homeward update

O.T. – NEW COVID VACCINE

Don’t look, Ethel!!