Close to Home by John McPherson for October 07, 2024

“meep meep”

Which essentially means it will be considerably less ‘free’.

cross-road champion

That’s just restaurant speak for “it was the slowest chicken in the yard.”

That’s a mighty big chicken for being ‘free-range’. It must have ranged freely in the pharmacy.

It’s the chicken that tried to cross the road.

Are those Adidas?

Took me a second to see those little tennis shoes, then I had a good laugh, thank you.

…and he’s got track shoes to prove his travels….

This makes for quite the Converse-ation piece.

Funny

Is this surf and turf? Chicken and a little filet of sole.

took me a minute, then i saw the…

But it still got caught.

They must have ordered The Chicken.

Would you like a little whine with that? :)

It’s range is pretty limited now.

Why did the chicken cross-train?

Is that a Nike slash?

Bleeb looks happy for a Monday. :)

I’m not saying this chicken is expired, but I think someone rolled its odometer back.

Nor a certain blue hedgehog?

Hey Bleeb!