Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for October 12, 2024

Ah, Milford, where…in the 21st Century, one can wander down any street and find a working public pay phone.

. . where unrestricted HR budgets, protocols abound.

Just out of jail into Milford’s starting five they can’t beat you Thorp

“First: which eight sports will you be playing in?”

Are those milk bottles at the front door?!

Gil: can you enroll Monday? We need an outside linebacker/ ball carrier/ receiver. That bony a$$ Tobe can’t carry the load.

We need a holder for our kicker! Also can you help in the jersey department some keeps stealing the numbers off the jerseys?

I don’t know who that is in P2, but it ain’t Gil Thorp.

Is Jami carrying a murse?

Gil may never recover from how he looks now.

I hope the kid that hit him that hard is an underclassman!

gil theres a zombie in your front yard

gil did you steal that chair from spacely sprockets or cogswell cogs ?

no just show up and get in uniform im too busy doing nothing to talk

Did Gil get a full facial reconstruction on his face at the hospital?

Milk bottles? Pay phone? Gil is still in a coma. He thinks it’s 1965, and that somehow he’s also a character in an El Greco painting.

Signman! I thought you said you got rehired. That wording on the Building is completely unreadable.

P1- Beth answers his phone? Nosey bltch.

P2- With Whigs it was hands and feet. This artist is really into shadows.

P3- To leave the juvie center you have to walk across a six lane highway. Good luck!

P3: “Aight?”, that was a perfect chance to use “Aye!”

Are the ratings up?

In all reality, Gil has cancer and these are his final days !

Check out that luxury chair. I should be surprised Gil could afford it. Although I assume Milford Athletics covered it, not that it shows up anywhere in the Milford budget. And speaking of showing up, today’s Mopped Up Thorp is showing up now.

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Why are the bodies so disturbingly disproportionate?

45-0! Are you serious? That is the shock question everyone in Milford,OH is asking after the visiting Kings Mills Knights found their freedom by running up that score for a win over the Eagles. Milford is now 3-5 overall and 2-5 and in eight place in the Valley.

P1 delivery guy in a Milford jersey.

“honey, you’ve got a call”…the Thorpe house still has a single land line??? The more I review this strip the more anomalies appear. What’s next a June Cleaver type in low heel pumps, shirt waist dress and pearls, with perfectly permed hair?

That kid must’ve knocked Gill into the "50’s

P-3: “aight” is that new math?