Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for October 23, 2024

Spring is the season after next…..and use less rubber in your checks.

I haven’t written a check since the 20th century.

To the person who stole my trampoline and sold it

I hope the check bounces!

Last night, my dad was opening his mail. As he opens one of the envelopes, out falls a check. Quickly, he bobbles it for a split second, then grabs it before it falls on the floor. I saw this happen and chuckled. My dad looks at me and goes, “Phew, I thought for a second that the check was going to bounce.”

I just wish there was less bounce in my belly.

Roz, that isn’t the question that REALLY shouldn’t be ask of Cosmo. You may not really want to know ! ! !

So does the bank.

That’s a good one.

Something can be done about the spring in your steps, Cosmo. The bounce in your checks is something else.

I do write the occasional cheque (not all my services carry cardslides) but I always have to think about it to do it right :D

well, he could buy those shoes that actually have a real spring under the heel… that is, if his check is any good….

I remember some time ago I wanted to deposit some cash to my son’s checking account to cover his room at the dorm and the bank said they cannot take the cash due to money laundering, they will accept a check and my checkbook hadn’t been used for so long I had to stop and think of where it was.

spend less than you make. you’ll always have money.

Boing!