Frank and Ernest by Thaves for November 10, 2024

No, Mr. Bond. I don’t expect you to talk. I expect you to die.

Hehehe

Yup, that’s what I heard, I mean, read.

Unless you’re playing the Chicago Bears ….

The other team will be laughing too hard to play.

Having flashbacks to high school P.E. classes.

My coach had a rule of 3 for putting me in, we had to be ahead by at least 3 touchdowns…

They’re going to lose because the refs don’t call a facemark on the quarterback and two defensive holding calls on the same two point conversion that would have won the game. And a $390 straight up bet from Hard Rock Casino. Told to The Count by a friend. Did make $191 on the taking the points bet so the net loss was $9.00… Also told to The Count by a friend. Who is $9.00 poorer. Dilly! Dilly! God Bless America! And God Bless Joe Burrow and Ja’Marr Chase!

In a very roundabout way……

They’ll say something so witty, the other team will be rolling on the field, laughing.

Punt! Maybe the other team will fumble the return!

If the coach told them to lose, would they screw that up?

This is a variation of an old joke.

Two hunters are out in the woods. While crawling under a fence, one of them gets his junk bitten by a venomous snake.

The first hunter calls 911 and is connected to a poison control center. He explains what happened and asks what he should do. The medic explains to save his friend’s life that he has to suck the venom out of the bitten area.

The bitten hunter in agony asks “What did the doctor say?”

The first hunter replied “He said you are going to die!”

Sounds like they play for the dolphins

End of the 3rd. The Jets might as well hop the plane and get home early. Jets 6 Arizona 31

I once tried out for football. The coach said they already had one.