Unlike some careless people, raccoons tend to wash their food before eating. “An apple a day keeps the doctor away … but not if you forget to wash it!”
Ya know, the more I look, the more I wonder if it’s really a raccoon, or just a drawing. But then I thought, if it was a real raccoon I could probably smell it.
John Lustig (Last Kiss) creator 3 months ago
Tasteful humor!
The Old Wolf 3 months ago
Are raccoons anything like opossums? They have pretty strong poison resistance…
tudza Premium Member 3 months ago
That’s like the dog poop recognition joke.
Imagine 3 months ago
Strange. Now it feels like it’s been poisoned, too.
Sisyphos 3 months ago
A-yup. I reckon some raccotty-coons jest ain’t so smart as tothers. He were a nice un, though….
FLIGHT SUIT 3 months ago
The juice has not been poisoned.
BUT YOUR MIND HAS.
Jml58 3 months ago
It is good that I am immune to poison.
3hourtour Premium Member 3 months ago
…nah…
…it’s just diet Mountain Dew…
…there’s lead in the water at work…
…safe amounts according to government standards mind you…
…so they decided to give us free sodas…
…so they could also give us free water…
…but if it’s deemed safe…
…I’m using my reusable water bottle and filling up at the fountain…
…all those plastic bottles are just as bad? …
…if not worse…
…right?…
…besides….
…around ten years ago…
…we came home from a weekend away…
…with water pouring out of our front yard…
…it seems our waterline broke away from the water main by the street….
…they dug it up to replace it…
…you guessed it…
…our old waterline was lead…
PraiseofFolly 3 months ago
Unlike some careless people, raccoons tend to wash their food before eating. “An apple a day keeps the doctor away … but not if you forget to wash it!”
Brass Orchid Premium Member 3 months ago
Hey . . . what happened to my screwdriver?
davidob 3 months ago
Life in the super slow lane.
Slowly, he turned... 3 months ago
But it looked like Tang!
charles9156 3 months ago
I thought animals were smart
lemonbaskt 3 months ago
raccoon is a buffoon
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member 3 months ago
Sniff + Slurp + Oops = Comics Gold
Howard'sMyHero 3 months ago
( it’s not just a scratch )
*Space Madness at The Station* 3 months ago
Lyle Lovett on the ear drum.
*Space Madness at The Station* 3 months ago
Poison is F69 on The Club Jukebox.
*Space Madness at The Station* 3 months ago
The Monopoly Green House poison effect.
6turtle9 3 months ago
Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars, go directly to Saint Teresa Lady of Lame Morlametuary & Plumage Parlor.
willie_mctell 3 months ago
Sad but true. Works on some humans too.
Lafsalot 3 months ago
Ya know, the more I look, the more I wonder if it’s really a raccoon, or just a drawing. But then I thought, if it was a real raccoon I could probably smell it.
markkahler52 3 months ago
Gotta run you over to Cider-Cyanide Hospital!!
coltish1. 3 months ago
That moment when your life changes. And then it seeps on out.
*Space Madness at The Station* 3 months ago
Code Blue Code Blue
*Space Madness at The Station* 3 months ago
Daniel Boone and Davey Crockett Head’s Up..
*Space Madness at The Station* 3 months ago
Cranky Crane Shaft Boot Up!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ 3 months ago
Fourth frame: SLAM (showing the raccoon having fallen nose down )