That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 03, 2024

/// Marie-Virginie’s maid gets her dressed,

and her sly little smile would suggest

that that right elbow’s friction

has aroused an addiction

to be nude and unchastely caressed.

“Maybe you should remain naked, m’lady. Your wide hips will distract your dates from your tiny head.”

Now we know, she goes commando.

My lady certainly has a small noggin.

Don’t look now m’lady, but the eyes in that picture behind us are moving.

Anything to get her off to work.

Oui, milady, you do have the strongest thighs in all of France. Could you let go of my arm now?

“Young miss, when you said that you’ve been going to get your head shrunk, I thought you meant you were seeing a therapist.”

Totally nude will get his attention, but tends to result in a ‘one and done’. A low-cut bodice, deftly employed, will get him thinking about you more regularly.

“Could you “Jiggle” a little faster."

And, so, the twister game was invented.

“Yes Milady, I will go to arm’s length to please you.”

Millie knew what Frank wanted for his birthday, just needed a bit help wrapping it

It seems that my sleeve is snagged up. You really need to do some ‘gardening’ my dear.

“Are we having fun yet, Milady?”

The boss just walked in and asked why I’d been staring at my screen for an hour.

The conclusion is hard to avoid/

That, instead of being annoyed/

Milady’s enjoying

What could be annoying:/

An elbow – shrewdly employed …..

Forgive me, madam, but you are a bit ripe “down there”. Shall I pick up some butt deodorant at the market today? Or would you just consider bathing?

Quoth Milady:”who’d ever have thot/

That YOU would discover the spot/

That eludes all the the men ?/

But do it again !/

I really do like it a lot !”

Estimating these two depicted figures, one is a 5’ to 5’5" maid, i.e. of average female height, and she’s assisting a 4" tall pudgy woman who was born with microcephaly.

“You’re jiggling my ‘handle’ right now…”

She is a young thing and cannot leave her mother.

This painting gives a new meaning to the phrase “needing plenty of elbow room”!

“Pay attention and stop staring at the mirror. Yes, it’s small, but they always get bigger as you age.”

If this is a “masterpiece“/

Then I am the second grandniece/

Of the Duke of Savoy../

But I think it’s a ploy/

To discomfit the grossly obese.

“Please stop rubbing against my elbow…”

They look like blow up dolls. :)

The Toilet: 

Paste (including the quote marks) 

"Category:Paintings of clocks" Wikimedia 

(syntax supported by the Google, Bing, Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, and Brave search engines) in the browser address bar (or search for it using one of those search engines) and choose the first Category: found, and once there find the text string J 117, and click its link for info and links that point to more info (perhaps best viewed using the Google Chrome or Mozilla Firefox browsers, which can automatically translate most webpages if necessary) about this roughly US Government letter size (perhaps not oil on canvas) painting. 

Again, a larger strip image is shown by (Ctrl- or right-) clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #3386 (October 3, 2024) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment, and using the dropdown menu (even larger, if you trim what’s after .png from the URL). I will be adding a comment there pointing to the info about this artist I used to point to here. So far, first work by him used here.

What is with that log in the tub??

Really Greta, that isn’t how you help with dressing, but it feels go so continue.

“Should I stop jiggling my elbow?”