Cornered by Mike Baldwin for November 27, 2024

He’s “currently” running a race.

Anyone who needs a defibrillator, won’t be jumping off the table.

Instantly cured!

He’s probably suffered one of those before. I hear it hurts like the dickens.

he’s having second thoughts…

Though it seems to have been enough to do the job.

Aww, come on back, we were just cartoonin’ ya!

Aw come on what the beeg hurry? You gotta be more patient with thees.

A shocking revelation.

They worked

I’ve suggested that a Defibrillator be positioned somewhere near the meat counter of my local grocery.

….that got his heart started!!!!

Well, it worked, didn’t it?

He’’s running toward the light!

Too late. He’s turned.

Don’t let him bite you.

It worked!

oh did he get shot in the ear too ?

it looks like he’s gonna make it!

That’s why they give you anesthesia for a cardioversion. Don’t want to lose a billable procedure.

Jeepers! Next time warm those paddles before putting on my chest!

I’m not letting you near me with those things! I’m sure my heart will start up again any minute now!

Just seemed like a good idea at the time, to avoid another shocking experience.

he deserves a paddling!

cure for malingering?

HAH!!!!