Where I live there is a parking lot near the courthouse for jury members to park in at no cost. Part of the summons includes a parking permit that you leave on the dash. Without that your car could get towed.
If you don’t want to serve, show up on your appointed day, and when questioned by either the defense’s lawyer or the prosecutor, say you either strongly like or hate whatever the issue is. One of the 2 lawyers will ask for you to be dismissed. Works every time.
My wife is from a 3rd world country. She was excused from jury duty because she refused to accept the concept of innocent until proven guilty. She insisted to the defense attorney that if his client was arrested, then he must be guilty. That logic applies to husbands as well that are accused of heinous domestic crimes like leaving dishes in the wrong spot.
sirbadger about 1 month ago
In the past, I was paid for jury duty and it was enough money to cover the cost of parking.
pearlsbs about 1 month ago
Where I live there is a parking lot near the courthouse for jury members to park in at no cost. Part of the summons includes a parking permit that you leave on the dash. Without that your car could get towed.
Knightman Premium Member about 1 month ago
Oh you are so ahead of the times Eno!!!
My First Premium Member about 1 month ago
If you don’t want to serve, show up on your appointed day, and when questioned by either the defense’s lawyer or the prosecutor, say you either strongly like or hate whatever the issue is. One of the 2 lawyers will ask for you to be dismissed. Works every time.
William Stoneham Premium Member about 1 month ago
My wife is from a 3rd world country. She was excused from jury duty because she refused to accept the concept of innocent until proven guilty. She insisted to the defense attorney that if his client was arrested, then he must be guilty. That logic applies to husbands as well that are accused of heinous domestic crimes like leaving dishes in the wrong spot.
wildlandwaters about 1 month ago
if this is a trial with a jury of your peers, with Eno being on the jury, well….
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
Why we have alternate jurors.
Impkins Premium Member about 1 month ago
Nice eye roll in the back row. Now we know how Eno meets women. :)
cuzinron47 about 1 month ago
The real reason is he doesn’t want to be late for happy hour.
Happy Jack Hill about 1 month ago
I trust the police. Even if he’s innocent in this trial, he’ probably guilty of something else which he should be executed for.
Strawberry King about 1 month ago
As much beer he drinks I don’t know why he didn’t ask for a bathroom break.