Hawthorne is trying to get the scent of money all over him, kind of like a dog rolling on something dead. Money does have a definite stink about it. I was a cashier for a while. That smell would cling to everything and my hands would get filthy.
Well, Hawthorne, you’re the one standing around nude holding a clipboard and intruding on other people’s privacy while taking on the role of unelected, unappointed, unrecognized enforcer. But I don’t judge!
cmxx 2 months ago
Judging you, crab. Judging you hard.
Ratkin Premium Member 2 months ago
You’re orange, dishonest, and greedy. You should run for office. Oh wait. You did. You’re the mayor.
C 2 months ago
Time for a crab bake
GROG Premium Member 2 months ago
A judge will do that.
danketaz Premium Member 2 months ago
You’d prefer he’d do it out in the open? Because Hawthorne will do that.
Shikamoo Premium Member 2 months ago
Someone called this.
Hugh B. Hayve 2 months ago
Now nobody will want them back.
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member 2 months ago
Everyone is naked in this strip (A word with an obvious double meaning here).
monya_43 2 months ago
Hawthorne is trying to get the scent of money all over him, kind of like a dog rolling on something dead. Money does have a definite stink about it. I was a cashier for a while. That smell would cling to everything and my hands would get filthy.
Huckleberry Hiroshima 2 months ago
Go ahead, judge him. Judge everyone who says “don’t judge me.” Those are the only ones who need to be judged.
CaveCat87 2 months ago
You’re dead meat now, Hawthorne! Or rather, you’re crab meat!
DKHenderson 2 months ago
I don’t think that anyone is going to want their dollars back….
rugeirn 2 months ago
Well, Hawthorne, you’re the one standing around nude holding a clipboard and intruding on other people’s privacy while taking on the role of unelected, unappointed, unrecognized enforcer. But I don’t judge!
BRBurns1960 2 months ago
cupertino jay 2 months ago
yeahh, kinda thought "zoltar"s voice seemed weirdly familiarl
Smeagol 2 months ago
Two crab cakes is all he’s good for.
eb110americana 2 months ago
Technically, as animals, you’re all naked, all of the time.
StephenRice 2 months ago
Panel four is the money shot.
eddi-TBH 2 months ago
Everybody has a nasty secret. Hawthorne’s comes as no surprise though.
lanainutahdesert about 2 months ago
I’ve often wondered why Sherman didn’t just swallow Hawthorne whole years ago.
WentHulk about 2 months ago
This isn’t a surprise at all.