She could invite him into her bedroom.
He only gets that treat once a year?!
She’s his arm-candy. Why does he need hold out for a treat?
Does she get a treat too?
Count Dracula is kind of an appropriate costume, when I think about it.
He vants to bite her neck… but only if he dresses up first…
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“I’m not a vampire, I’m an independent phlebotomist. Now hold still, I need to draw another blood sample. Taste-testing is still the best way.”
Smart man.
Maybe his way of saying that, for him, Dracula is not a costume…
Jml58 1 day ago
She could invite him into her bedroom.
gammaguy 1 day ago
He only gets that treat once a year?!
Egrayjames 1 day ago
She’s his arm-candy. Why does he need hold out for a treat?
uniquename 1 day ago
Does she get a treat too?
Count Dracula is kind of an appropriate costume, when I think about it.
ChessPirate 1 day ago
He vants to bite her neck… but only if he dresses up first…
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fritzoid Premium Member 1 day ago
“I’m not a vampire, I’m an independent phlebotomist. Now hold still, I need to draw another blood sample. Taste-testing is still the best way.”
pchemcat about 23 hours ago
Smart man.
ferddo about 23 hours ago
Maybe his way of saying that, for him, Dracula is not a costume…