Give him a good physical workout. Then he’ll be “ripe”.
Expiration still TBD.
Perhaps a “use by” date?
My “best by” date was several years ago.
He’s looking for his “Good-bye date”?
The expiration date can be found under your heel.
Skip a shower for a few days and he’ll be ripe.
I suppose preordaining your death date would be a spoiler.
Maybe not but his head is starting to feel a bit mushy.
gammaguy 4 days ago
Give him a good physical workout. Then he’ll be “ripe”.
Old Tarf Premium Member 4 days ago
Expiration still TBD.
uniquename 4 days ago
Perhaps a “use by” date?
e.groves 4 days ago
My “best by” date was several years ago.
ChessPirate 4 days ago
He’s looking for his “Good-bye date”?
ncorgbl 4 days ago
The expiration date can be found under your heel.
sobrown51 4 days ago
Skip a shower for a few days and he’ll be ripe.
Stephen Gilberg 4 days ago
I suppose preordaining your death date would be a spoiler.
Uncle $crooge 4 days ago
Maybe not but his head is starting to feel a bit mushy.