Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for October 19, 2024

I take it wasn’t Chalkie’s money that was lost on that bet. Probably Flo’s.

What else can you expect from that “bonehead”??

apparently your bones need a new thermostat, Andy

Bad luck is also luck.

The heart break of arthritis.

… The knee bone is connected to his groin bone… ;-D

I immediately thought of the finale episode of the original Prisoner TV series.

Andy will survive. With someone else’s help!!

Apparently, it isn’t.

The Count hopes The Count doesn’t feel the same way tomorrow about 4:30.

In college, I use to play the board game called “Risk” where rolling dice determined whether you won or lost armies in “battles”. My roommate had an uncanny ability to roll “box cars” almost every time. It was frustrating.

Andy should maybe bet on darts. His choice of horses is lousy, on the whole.

Never bet on a horse named “Boneyard”!

Sing it, Chalkie!

He buys your beer, you can take his snark.

I wonder if there’s ever been a race horse (or a greyhound) named Andy Capp. When we had a dog track, there was a dog named Benny Hill and one named Oswald Cobblepot.

(The real name of The Penguin.)

The old HEE HAW! song Doom, Despair and Agony on ME comes to mind right now. If it weren’t for bad luck, he’d have no luck at all.

What a bonehead.

Andy feel so alone / Gonna end up a big ol’ pile of them bones

He must have bet on a horse race rather than anything else on the sign. Thus, the use of “Donkey”.