Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 13, 2024

Do you clean up?

I’d better.

I’m sure if there were another panel, Pete would be horizontal…just sayin’.

My woman won’t let me near the dirty dishes, she says I don’t do them right. It’s all good, and maybe she’s right :)

A smile?

For the first time in my life I have a dishwasher that works and I’m taking full advantage of it.

I tried that when I was a kid after dinner one time (and only one time), when I came down for breakfast the next day, there was a dirty bowel and spoon for my cereal. I asked “What’s this? Why is mine dirty and everyone else’s clean?” My mom said, “They help around the house, so they get clean stuff. I suggest you change your mind before dinner, cause if you don’t it will be really nasty.”

I avoid cleaning up by doing the bulk of our cooking.

That’s alright, they’ll be waiting for you when the game is over your highness.

an’ since yer up, get me a beer….. please??

…the other “football”.

And nearly dead.