Day by Dave by Dave Whamond for October 08, 2024

Does that include foot long hot dogs, too??!!

Makes it harder to put your best foot forward. (I always though it should be “better foot” for bipeds…)

Patients say their bills are sky high!

In a metric system this would be really confusing.

That would be some feat!

When nurses heard how contagious she was, they refused to come into contact with her, especially with these doctors from Warsaw:

“We wouldn’t touch her with a ten-foot Pole.”

What’s wrong with her pods?

Hmm, the colorist missed the section between her legs. I won’t read into that, just saying.

There’s at least 3 there, how many do you need for a ‘group’?

Right after I retired, the very first medical term I learned (first of many) was “Plantar Fasciitis” … Dr. Fred Krueger confirmed it and, I swear, his middle initial is ”E” …!

( I’m deteriorating nicely though, thanks )

I honestly don’t get this. Why would she be referred to ten foot doctors??

A yard of doctors would be six pairs of feet, or twelve feet…

Maybe some kind of centipede with a head reflector and a stethoscope?