That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for October 07, 2024

James was a militant vegan.

Jacob and Esau, the modern rendition

/// In his library we find The Squire

and the Gamekeeper,

come to inquire about getting his wages.

(He’s been unpaid for ages.)

More than turnips to eat, he’ll require.

It was urgent and when I tore off the leaf it scared the buck, Here’s the proof.

James: keeping the wild turnips from running rampant.

I have a cunning plan…..

Pictured: How Euell Gibbons got his start, Stalking the Wild Turnip.