Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 18, 2024

Priorities my Dear

You already knew that about him then.

This marriage isn’t going to last very long.

Why watching football when he can plays kabbaddi soon.

watching mlb playoffs/world series

“Forsaking all others” should include sports! Yeah, right…

Instead of saying I do, say I DON’T!

Sorry, but Allstate did a commercial like this.

marriage is passé

Time for a Hail Mary, Reverend.

It’s just poor planning on his part, never schedule these things when the game is on.

Guess what he’s gonna be doing during the honeymoon.

You bet that he is.

Already a football widow

I understand that some people NEED their sports programs but I will never understand why. (Please don’t be tempted to personsplain it to me.)

Yes, and he’ll soon be needing to punt.