Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for October 15, 2024

With no lease.

Maybe you only have one month to live.

So long as you remain gainfully employed, she’ll put up with you another month

That’s the trend

I saw a poll taken of women in relationships and what they thought of their significant other’s hobbies. On a scale of 1 (hated) to 5 (loved/supported), the results ranged from 90% of women hated men who had the hobby of video games, and 40% hated that their partner hiked/spent time out outdoors. No activity received above 5% (loved/supported).

Most amazing to me is that 62% of women hated that their husband/boyfriend had any hobby at all.

Utilities not included.

Sadly that is how some treat marriage.

… then say, “I don’t.”

Considering that your bride is Evelyn Dick, till death do us part and month by month are the same thing.

Can we leave that part out, I don’t want to get her any ideas.

Rent-a-Wife?

A Mossberg Wedding.

Month-to-month seems a more rational incremental view of a relationship in today’s world.

As women become more self-reliant they need male partners less and less. In 1980, 6% of women over 40 had never been married. By 2021 that rose to 25%.

Both marriage and childbirth for women occur later in life now than in the past.

Having a child is a major contributor to a woman wanting to be married. Still, 87% of women prefer to be married before giving birth to a child. Only 60% are.

I don’t think any of that has anything to do with hobbies.

Getting a driver’s license requires that you read, study the rules and laws and then take a written test and a driver’s ability test…a marriage license requires Nothing – not even an eye exam, which I think some couples should be forced to take!