I would say to install a laser pointer, BUT DON’T DO THAT! ANY laser can damage your eyes, and Hammy isn’t mature enough to realize the damage he could do. Someone could get blinded, and YOU COULD GET SUED!
Hammie, Hammie, Hammie, that’s not a pirate sword. That’s the paper tube from wrapping paper and two toilet roll tubes stuck on it. When I was a kid we would take furring strips to make our swords. Of courser our dad’s all hated us, because we would use the aluminum trash can lids as shields and we would bash the bejesus out of them. It was fortunate that the hardware store sold the lids and cans separately, because every fall there was a run on trash can lids.
Prof Brian Cox and Neil deGrasse Tyson had a nerd fight about lightsabres – Neil said they will not work, it’s like dueling with flashlights but Brian said with enough energy they will – think gamma rays, and Kyber crystals which power lightsabres in Star Wars are the high energy source to make it happen.
Yakety Sax about 22 hours ago
Needs batteries.
electricshadow Premium Member about 21 hours ago
Is he Kylo Ren or Han Solo in the making?
David Huie Green DecisionsMatterGoodAndBad about 21 hours ago
Probably out of laser bullets. Check on aisle 4.
iggyman about 18 hours ago
Whatever Darryl is working on, it looks like batteries there, so maybe he can rig something up!
steveh64 about 18 hours ago
Maybe dad can make it shoot Nerf balls.
markkahler52 about 17 hours ago
Just use a lighter on one end. That should do it!!
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 17 hours ago
Tape one of those little cat chaser lasers in there.
MS72 about 16 hours ago
Take apart the office copier. That sucker won’t cut metal but can damage your skin or blind an eye.
The Orange Mailman about 16 hours ago
I think my imagination is broke. Let me think of the best thing ever. Beef stew. Yep it’s broke all right.
SquidGamerGal about 16 hours ago
Just buy him a Star Wars lightsaber!
Slowly, he turned... about 15 hours ago
So, that’s why Blackbeard was beheaded. His sword wouldn’t turn on.
ctolson about 15 hours ago
This could have an interesting result, but since it’s Saturday we’ll never see what Darryl could cook up to remedy the situation.
fuzzbucket Premium Member about 15 hours ago
I would say to install a laser pointer, BUT DON’T DO THAT! ANY laser can damage your eyes, and Hammy isn’t mature enough to realize the damage he could do. Someone could get blinded, and YOU COULD GET SUED!
Daltongang Premium Member about 14 hours ago
Hammie, Hammie, Hammie, that’s not a pirate sword. That’s the paper tube from wrapping paper and two toilet roll tubes stuck on it. When I was a kid we would take furring strips to make our swords. Of courser our dad’s all hated us, because we would use the aluminum trash can lids as shields and we would bash the bejesus out of them. It was fortunate that the hardware store sold the lids and cans separately, because every fall there was a run on trash can lids.
Just-me about 14 hours ago
Well, every little boy’s sword should be able to shoot lasers shouldn’t they?
CrimsonOne18 about 14 hours ago
Tape a mini flashlight to the end and he can turn it on and off. We ARE pretending here, right?
lisaegray about 13 hours ago
Good luck with that!
pheets about 13 hours ago
Gee.
kappy.mrnustik Premium Member about 13 hours ago
Love seeing Hammie using his imagination, and not a store bought, shrink wrapped toy. Pew! Pew! See? Laser fixed.
The Quiet One about 11 hours ago
I don’t think Pirate swords are supposed to shoot laser beams. Just sayin.
Strawberry King about 11 hours ago
And it doesn’t make Lightsaber sounds
Smeagol about 10 hours ago
Prof Brian Cox and Neil deGrasse Tyson had a nerd fight about lightsabres – Neil said they will not work, it’s like dueling with flashlights but Brian said with enough energy they will – think gamma rays, and Kyber crystals which power lightsabres in Star Wars are the high energy source to make it happen.
sincavage05 about 10 hours ago
Every boys dream!
kathleenhicks62 about 9 hours ago
Clonk him on the head with it.
Kawasaki Cat about 6 hours ago
No problem!
paullp Premium Member about 1 hour ago
But Dads can do anything . . . can’t they?