Close to Home by John McPherson for November 17, 2024

“When you don’t study physics”

That’s gonna leave several marks!

It’s all Bleeb’s fault!

You rarely meet a man of his caliber!

Eddie just got fired.

There goes the neighborhood.

“Why didn’t you warn me that your brother was coming for a visit?!?!”

Try falling off of a motorcycle going 70 or 80 miles per hour on asphalt. Believe me, nothing equals it.”

Robert ‘Evel’ Knievel

Told ya that was too much gun powder!

Is he related to Eddie the Eagle!! Olympic ski jumper!!

Talk about mis- direction.

Oh kaaay…I see Bleeb, but who the gorram hell is that wearing a turban?

Not covered with Homeowners Insurance !

Are they even going to score him on his landing? Seems kind of rude.

We’ll never find anyone of the same caliber.

Eddie missed the net again.

sure hope this was an accident instead of an all out assault with human cannon balls coming in soon. :{

He’s taking a crash course.

Is that the world’s biggest house cat?

Oh no. Not again.

Did he get fired from the circus again?

Methinks Eddie overshot the net!

Crash test dummy?

He thought he was crashing your party.

Do they have coverage for acts of Eddie?

Eddie got a different kind of roofie

Ever notice that you don’t see any women getting shot out of cannons?

If this were in Gaza or Beirut that would be a real Israeli missile and they’d be dead and their house destroyed

Eddie: Here, hold my beer. (the last of the 12 pack and after he did the calculations on the 11th bottle)

(Moments earlier) “…see Eddie, the Human Cannonball! Coming to a location near you!”

It’ll be hard to find another man of Eddie’s caliber.

That poor cat!

The original crash test dummy