The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 21, 2024

Admit it. You’ve been on Boozempic or WeGhostvy.

You’re just a ghost of what you were before!

That’s the spirit!

I prefer a full sized ghost.

I suppose it depends on the Queen, Vicky was a trifle stout.

DIE-t, eh. But you already die-d.

Diet is a die with a T. After that you becomes ghostie.

Never eat ghosts, they taste like sheet

Oh sheet!

Happy ghosts!

Queen sizes always like to flirt with Twin XLs.

This gives new meaning to “fitted sheet”.

She’s cotton so thin.

Now I can date that fitted sheet I’ve had my eyes on.

And 3 sheets to the wind.

Yes, for the 900 pound Queen Victoria.

It’s a spirited weight loss plan.

What is Connie talking about? She hasn’t lost any weight.

You’ll be a wraith in no time!

I have an anorexic pillow case haunting my attic.

when it comes to dieting, she really knows her sheet…

What about your thread count though?