The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 28, 2024

The closest she will ever get to being smoking hot

Wow!!! A …… “two-fer! ! !”

;-)

Be careful what you say, Leroy. That woman in front just may be a spy hired to report all your conversation to your wife.

This time, Loretta had an excuse: you’re supposed to test your smoke alarms when you change the clocks in fall and spring.

“She was testing a ‘chili con carnage’ recipe.”

Sprinkler system in a house? Never seen one.

so bad, it set off the lawn sprinklers