The Lockhorns by Bunny Hoest and John Reiner for October 30, 2024

Is that Leroy’s left arm, or did he suddenly grow boobs??

She must be the old gargoyle perched on the pillar.

I like my mother in law, and no I’m not being blackmailed to say this.

We know you consider Loretta’s mother to be an actual witch, like those in MacBeth, Leroy. But is she less scarier than that Haunted House, Loretta is dragging you to?

That does look like fun.

Prepare for the trick.

The house could be more horrible — Loretta could be bringing a dish.

She’s so ugly when she went through the haunted house she came out with a paycheck!

The only evil spirits at his mother-in-law’s, are various bottles of wine.

Scarier than any haunted house!

You think Loretta’s cooking is scary, wait til you try her mother’s cooking.

Two feet facing, and, on what appears to be an overcast night, Leroy’s about to see stars!!