Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for October 26, 2024

If no one knows when a person is going to die, how can we say he died prematurely?

I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize I’m listening to it.

George Carlin

He got a 2-for-1 rebate.

I wouldn’t exactly call it “resting”

That’s a pretty common practice. Don’t be offended Eb.

What if Eb wants to be buried next to (or between) his girlfriends?