If it were only children that stare at their phones 24/7. Adults do it also because they get a notification that somebody said something in their FB acct
A man and his wife go to the dentist to get a rotten tooth removed.
The man tells the dentist, “Look doc, I don’t have much money, so no painkillers. No gas, no needles, nothing. Just get in, yank out the tooth, and we’ll get out of here.”
“I wish more of my patients had your fortitude,” says the doctor admiringly. “Which tooth is rotten?”
The man turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth Dear.”
Leroy about 6 hours ago
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The dude from FL Premium Member about 6 hours ago
If it were only children that stare at their phones 24/7. Adults do it also because they get a notification that somebody said something in their FB acct
jpsomebody about 5 hours ago
Children seem to run their mouth much faster though.
Pickled Pete about 5 hours ago
A man and his wife go to the dentist to get a rotten tooth removed.
The man tells the dentist, “Look doc, I don’t have much money, so no painkillers. No gas, no needles, nothing. Just get in, yank out the tooth, and we’ll get out of here.”
“I wish more of my patients had your fortitude,” says the doctor admiringly. “Which tooth is rotten?”
The man turns to his wife and says, “Open your mouth Dear.”
SWCarter about 4 hours ago
It takes ME a lot longer to run a mile now than it did 30 years ago, too.
Foob about 1 hour ago
One time I took 31 seconds longer to run two miles than I did 91 years ago.
May the Lord be with you as he is with me.