In the days of early morning full business flights I was last on the aircraft with a middle seat. I heard the two guys, one in aisle seat and the other in a window seat, saying “Looks like we are lucky” just as they realized I was the walking up to take the middle seat. My retort was, “I’m late because of my raging flatulence.”
danketaz Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Sorry, but your Creator needed a week’s worth of comics stat.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Praying to an imaginary entity didn’t work.
Zykoic about 3 hours ago
In the days of early morning full business flights I was last on the aircraft with a middle seat. I heard the two guys, one in aisle seat and the other in a window seat, saying “Looks like we are lucky” just as they realized I was the walking up to take the middle seat. My retort was, “I’m late because of my raging flatulence.”
gammaguy about 1 hour ago
“I’ll stop drinking — temporarily — after these first few drinks.”