Rabbits Against Magic by Jonathan Lemon for October 15, 2024

Eightball is suffering from severe wipe out.

Maybe his replacement can fill and drain the tank on stage and move the empty tank more easily. I know, that’s not punny.

I hear the Magician was thinking about using a surplus WW2 Sherman for the act, turns out that idea wouldn’t hold water.

Considering the water displacement for a man of that size, they could cut the amount of water in the tank in half.

thanks for exercising your right to non-humor

I heard this story Saturday on that NPR news show “Weakened Condition”.

Mr. Wiggly:WHERE IS MR. WIGGLY! WHERE IS MR. WIGGLY!HELP ME! HELP ME!Mmmm. Could it be that The Great Pastinis attempt at a beard has frightened or sickened him?

You’ve not only washed out, but are yet, so FIRED!!