One of the great advantages of age is that you slow down. Normally, this is a bad thing, but not when speaking.
I was born and raised in Brooklyn. I used to speak at 100 words per minute with gusts up to 125. To people down south who are used to rating hurricanes and tornados, this is category 5 speech.
My mouth used to deliver faster than my brain could produce. The flood produced a lot of “ums” and “errs” in my speech. I found that if I first “buffered” the sentence in my brain and then delivered it, I could reduce these verbal pauses and sound less unintelligible and unintelligent.
One side effect of this buffering is that it also gives me time to fact check what I am about to say and maybe even ponder its effect on those who hear it.
Retrac Premium Member 2 months ago
Have you ever had an MRI? It exposes the body living within your skin.
Upload the images to a 3D printer and print out your double.
Just add AI and you can write GoComics comments as smart as mine.
Mediatech 2 months ago
Actually light can pass through the human body. Easily demonstrated by putting the light of a flashlight up against the palm of your hand.
Enter.Name.Here 2 months ago
Wet is life. Where there is no moisture, there is no life (as we know it).
“Water’s chemical and physical properties allow it to dissolve more substances than most other liquids. This enables key chemical reactions in cells”
Imagine 2 months ago
Life is weird. Human life even more so.
lalapalooza Premium Member 2 months ago
yeah i am surprised he is weirding out about it… he’s the brainy geek one, right? or is he a nerd? what is the difference?
Courage the Cowardly Dog! 2 months ago
Wet bones!!! *brrr
silberdistel 2 months ago
I read the only thing that can not get wet is diamond. Do not know if it’s true.
littlejohn Premium Member 2 months ago
Chorus
Dem bones Dem bones Dem dry bones
Dem bones Dem bones Dem dry bones
Dem bones Dem bones Dem dry bones,
Hear the word of the Lord.
Verse 1
Toe bone connected to the foot bone
Foot bone connected to the heel bone
Heel bone connected to the ankle bone
Ankle bone connected to the leg bone
Leg bone connected to the knee bone
Knee bone connected to the thigh bone
Thigh bone connected to the hip bone
Hip bone connected to the back bone
Back bone connected to the shoulder bone
Shoulder bone connected to the neck bone
Neck bone connected to the head bone
Hear the word of the Lord.
BigDaveGlass about 2 months ago
Just don’t tell Wiley about this. He has been known to try and outrun his own sweat!
sandpiper about 2 months ago
Discovery of the obvious.
rshive about 2 months ago
And critters are hunting for food during the night too.
rockyridge1977 about 2 months ago
……always the source!!!
dflak about 2 months ago
One of the great advantages of age is that you slow down. Normally, this is a bad thing, but not when speaking.
I was born and raised in Brooklyn. I used to speak at 100 words per minute with gusts up to 125. To people down south who are used to rating hurricanes and tornados, this is category 5 speech.
My mouth used to deliver faster than my brain could produce. The flood produced a lot of “ums” and “errs” in my speech. I found that if I first “buffered” the sentence in my brain and then delivered it, I could reduce these verbal pauses and sound less unintelligible and unintelligent.
One side effect of this buffering is that it also gives me time to fact check what I am about to say and maybe even ponder its effect on those who hear it.
oish about 2 months ago
So we’re all soaked to the bone then?
tcayer about 2 months ago
Our bones are wet… THAT thought is going to fester.
Godfreydaniel about 2 months ago
This toon chilled me down to my marrow…..
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 2 months ago
Has Clumsy been eating those funny tasting herbs again?
David D Smith Premium Member about 2 months ago
And teeth are the only part of our skeleton that we clean.
Strawberry King about 2 months ago
This sent chills up my spine